driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via giggle)


Oh wtf ur hella cute

me, to myself (via telapathetic)

(Source: proctalgia, via fake-mermaid)

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

(via taniavivihinojosa)


Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via fake-mermaid)